Mom Genes

1992
Me : Mom, that giant square purse is so out dated.
2009
Me: Mom, do you still have all those awesome envelope Clutches?
Mom: oh, that’s what they are calling it now? You made me get rid of them
Me: ūüė∂

20140329-201305.jpg This amazing Saint Laurent reminds me of another conversation with mom!

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1990
Me: Mom this Fuchsia suede pointy toe heel is Sooo out!
Can I have it for my science project ?
Mom: I guess
Me: Yea! A Chunky heel is where it’s at!

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2014
A chunky heel is so not where it’s at ūüėęūüė©ūüėęūüė©ūüėęūüė©

What’s Kale got to do with it

Me: Is Kale supposed to burn your eyes when you Juice it?

Kyle: I don’t think so…

Me: Is it supposed to burn and make your eyes sensitive to light?

Kyle: Maybe you’re doing it wrong?!?

Me: hmmm? I wonder if I’m allergic?

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¬†My in laws are not only some of the most fashionable people I know, but also¬†some of the most fit. I would love to say that they eat cheeseburgers and smoke cigarette’s all day to maintain there amazing physique, but this couldn’t be further from the truth. Kyle was taught that food is fuel; I was¬†taught Mangi! Mangi!

Mangi! Mangi!
Eat! Eat!

A couple of years ago my¬†in-laws were looking EXTRA amazing…

 I inquired:

It must be all the Juicing!

Juicing? Tell me more.

They proceeded to explain that they had been eating Raw and using  a Jack La Lanne Juicer.

  You can eat all day ,lose weight, and your skin looks amazing. Count me in.

To Barnes and Nobel I went with two key words, Raw and Juicing. I was on fast track to becoming a raw foodiest!

 Morning one of my Juice Cleanse.

The juicer was amazing and powerful. Every vegetable I pulverized made me feel healthier and stronger; but what happened when I started juicing the Kale would change my life forever.

I made my first juice: Green Lemonade and was supposed to consume a mason jar full of this juice three times a day.

3fs Oozze
5stalks of Kale
1head of Romaine
1apple
1lemon
1/2 cucumber

Once I had juiced most of the produce I only had the kale left , as I pushed the kale through the juicer it released a pungent odor and fumes that made me hide my head.

Surely this detox is working, but sensitivity to light?

This continued for 3 days,¬†did I¬†mention¬†that I¬†smelled like an onion. I¬†tried a different juice on my 4th day;¬† Carrots and apples…

No more tears

On the¬†fifth Day I decide to get my produce at¬†The Fresh Market ¬†instead of the Harris Teeter. I Couldn’t seem to find the Kale, so I asked.

Gourmet Grocery Store

 

Me: Excuse me Sir, I cant seem to find the Kale?

TFM Employee: Oh, That’s because we haven’t put out yet. Let me get¬†it from the back.

The man returns with a box, and pulls out this beautiful over sized green leaf.

ME: Sir, are their different types of Kale?

TFME: Yes mama, there are lots of types of Kale

ME: What about this?(  I am holding up a Leek)

TFME: No …Mama that is an Onion, not Kale

ME: FML

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So once I had real Kale not only in my Juice, but Raw there was no eye stinging or green oozey drinks, and green lemonade became one of my favorite juices’.

So what’s Kale got to do with it?

I just wanted to Share my favorite Kale Salad recipe with you: that is all.

kalesalad

3fs Kale Salad

5 stalks of Kale Washed and cut off of the stem

Dressing

2Tbsp Braggs Liquid Aminos

2Tbsp Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar

1Tbsp Extra Virgin Olive Oil

1 Tbsp. Texas Pete Cha!¬ģ¬†or 1TbspTexas Pete¬ģ¬† Hot Sauce

1Tsp Minced Garlic

1/2 Juice of a Lemon

Pepper to taste

Cover Washed and Cut Kale in Dressing until Kale is saturated.

I’ve Found the best way to do this is by shaking vigorously in a sealed plastic container or bag.

¬†Warning it is Spicy, but after all What’s Kale got to do with that anyway!

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